Post by redem10 on Dec 22, 2014 11:38:17 GMT -6
Didn't know where to put this so feel free to move it around
So in order to do something with all the hype I had for DAI, I started to post down Microfiction about inquisition cast and posted them on Tumblr. (Just so you know, some of them do have sexual reference to them, but they are not graphic, mostly people saying they had sex, although there is a bit of language, at worst it's a pg-13 IMO, I'll post my 100% clean ones here, just to be sure)
Anyway here some of them (I'M not posting all of them because damn it they are just way too many of them)
Dragon age inquisition DLC people would actually pay for
-Let’s adopt Cole mission
-Suprise Josephine playing with her dolls
-Mabari Kennel with the ability to raise a puppy
-Marriage ceremony
-Prank the winter ball with Sera
-Isabella & Zevran threesome (come on the two previous game had that)
-The ability to slouch on your throne
- The entire work of Varric
So in order to do something with all the hype I had for DAI, I started to post down Microfiction about inquisition cast and posted them on Tumblr. (Just so you know, some of them do have sexual reference to them, but they are not graphic, mostly people saying they had sex, although there is a bit of language, at worst it's a pg-13 IMO, I'll post my 100% clean ones here, just to be sure)
Anyway here some of them (I'M not posting all of them because damn it they are just way too many of them)
Dragon age inquisition DLC people would actually pay for
-Let’s adopt Cole mission
-Suprise Josephine playing with her dolls
-Mabari Kennel with the ability to raise a puppy
-Marriage ceremony
-Prank the winter ball with Sera
-Isabella & Zevran threesome (come on the two previous game had that)
-The ability to slouch on your throne
- The entire work of Varric
Inquisitor: So cullen, I heard you are from ferelden..
Cullen: yes…
Inquisitor: Well I got you something symbolic of your origin!
Cullen: what?
Inquisitior: A PUPPY!
*Puppy lick Cullen nose*
Cullen: see he already likes you!
Cullen: yes…
Inquisitor: Well I got you something symbolic of your origin!
Cullen: what?
Inquisitior: A PUPPY!
*Puppy lick Cullen nose*
Cullen: see he already likes you!
Varric : The inquistior gave you a mabari puppy as a gift?
Cullen : *Nods as he pet the dog in his arms* I don’t really understand why….
Varric; Isn’t it oblivious? she want to test if you’ll be a good father to her child *laugh*
Cullen : *Nods as he pet the dog in his arms* I don’t really understand why….
Varric; Isn’t it oblivious? she want to test if you’ll be a good father to her child *laugh*
Josephine with dolls in her hand she approacches a lady doll from another doll that look like her*
Josepine: Oh lady Montilyet! You are so beautiful and smart! let me kiss you!
*make kissy sound*
Josephine: Oh lady inquisitor! I am not worthy
*She then take a hunky looking doll*
Josephine: Lady Montilyet! I must say this I love you too!
*make a gasp*
Josephine: Oh Cullen you love me too…..but how can I choose between you and the inquisitor…
*take the inquisitor doll*
Josephine: I know let’s all kiss and be happy together!
*bring all three of her dolls closer together only to see the inquisitor coming into the room*
Inquisitor: I heard noise is everything all right?
Josephine : EEEK! *throw dolls out the window* nothing inquisitor…nothing
*There is completle silence as the inquisitor is just starring. Cole appears a few moment later standing on Josephine office, holding the dolls*
Cole: Your dolls fell on my head…you’d miss them if I didn’t gave them back to you
Josephine: thank you cole….*embarassed*
Josepine: Oh lady Montilyet! You are so beautiful and smart! let me kiss you!
*make kissy sound*
Josephine: Oh lady inquisitor! I am not worthy
*She then take a hunky looking doll*
Josephine: Lady Montilyet! I must say this I love you too!
*make a gasp*
Josephine: Oh Cullen you love me too…..but how can I choose between you and the inquisitor…
*take the inquisitor doll*
Josephine: I know let’s all kiss and be happy together!
*bring all three of her dolls closer together only to see the inquisitor coming into the room*
Inquisitor: I heard noise is everything all right?
Josephine : EEEK! *throw dolls out the window* nothing inquisitor…nothing
*There is completle silence as the inquisitor is just starring. Cole appears a few moment later standing on Josephine office, holding the dolls*
Cole: Your dolls fell on my head…you’d miss them if I didn’t gave them back to you
Josephine: thank you cole….*embarassed*
Skyhold servant: Huh sorry Lady Montilyet., but there’s a coffee shortage in Antiva and I could do not buy you some….you will have to go a week or so without it…..
Josephine *sigh* this is disapointing
*A few days later the inquisitor comes back to the Skyhold and find the place on fire, Cullen approaches*
Cullen: I don’t know what happen it’s like the entire inquisition collapsed on itself!
Josephine *sigh* this is disapointing
*A few days later the inquisitor comes back to the Skyhold and find the place on fire, Cullen approaches*
Cullen: I don’t know what happen it’s like the entire inquisition collapsed on itself!
Varric: Seeker….I decided to write the story of the inquisition…with you as the main character! I’m sure people will love to hear about your exploit and off your great romance with the Inquisitor
*Cassandra just stare and seem to be paralyse like a statue, not afraid or angry just looking at Varric, she seemed stuck in time*
Varric: Inquisitor! I think I broke Cassandra!!!! COME HELP ME!!
*Cassandra just stare and seem to be paralyse like a statue, not afraid or angry just looking at Varric, she seemed stuck in time*
Varric: Inquisitor! I think I broke Cassandra!!!! COME HELP ME!!
*Inquisitor comes back to the skyhold and then suddenly sees an exploision come out of the tower*
Inquistion: What the?!?! what is going on!
Josephine: Inquisitior! Someone managed to invite Morrigan to have tea with Vivienne!
Inquisitor: SERAAAAAAA!!!!
Inquistion: What the?!?! what is going on!
Josephine: Inquisitior! Someone managed to invite Morrigan to have tea with Vivienne!
Inquisitor: SERAAAAAAA!!!!
Josephine: Florianne time to stand before the inquisitor for your crimes!
What is your verdict?
Inquisitor : You shall become….SERA ROOMATE!
Josephine: *Gasp*
Florianne: Is that really a punishement
*five minute after moving in, Sera laugh heard through the skyhold*
Florianne: GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL!!!!
What is your verdict?
Inquisitor : You shall become….SERA ROOMATE!
Josephine: *Gasp*
Florianne: Is that really a punishement
*five minute after moving in, Sera laugh heard through the skyhold*
Florianne: GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL!!!!
*Trevelyan family gathering*
"Oh Alec I’m so happy to see you! how are you"
"I was declared the Herald of Andrastre and put in charge of the inquisiton"
"Oh really…did you hear Karine having twins!"
"Oh Alec I’m so happy to see you! how are you"
"I was declared the Herald of Andrastre and put in charge of the inquisiton"
"Oh really…did you hear Karine having twins!"
*Cassandra reading a book*
*coles appear behind to her*
Cole: the buttler did it
Cassandra: COLE!
Cole: But you wanted to know who was the murderer in the story
*coles appear behind to her*
Cole: the buttler did it
Cassandra: COLE!
Cole: But you wanted to know who was the murderer in the story
Inquisitor: Okay people I need suggestions…
Cullen: A display of force!
Lelianna: We send in assassins and uses secrets!
Josephine:Let’s use our connection
Inquisitor: I’m just trying to figure what wallpaper to use here
Cullen: A display of force!
Lelianna: We send in assassins and uses secrets!
Josephine:Let’s use our connection
Inquisitor: I’m just trying to figure what wallpaper to use here
Solas: We got a new war table…
Sera: Really! *pull out dagger*
Solas: Cassandra already stabbed it
Sera: Damn it!
Sera: Really! *pull out dagger*
Solas: Cassandra already stabbed it
Sera: Damn it!
